“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet
watching tv shows online
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and
boys
imagine how much a bobby pin has seen
(Source: moseby)
- *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
- *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
- *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
- *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
- *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
[grabs small child] quick you need to help me meet one direction
I majored in gif making.
this is so sad
between the first and last days of college, he lost his sight, his friends, and his smile
i dont even know who this guy is but im reblogging for that comment
I need to get a real job so I can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
